Ever seen someone walking down the street and your mind sharply wants to commit them to a prison? Well for me nowadays I want to commit them to a mental hospital. A place where they can be armed with a straight jacked and a prison gang to avenge their crimes. Here are a few that make me go: “WHAT IN HELL” ??? Fashion Police, get your tasers out.
The “I Need a Momma to take me to my diaper station look”:
The Fallen Diva. Even the Best fall Down Sometimes! Are those pants meant to hold down a soiled diaper?
The “I wish I could come nude but I would be arrested” Look:
Too much bling brought on by deception via music videos…drop that fake bling. We all know it contains nothing close to what you perceive as “Diamonds on my Damn Chain” You feel me?
Bad Ghetto weave: Punishable by a shaving at the penitentiary.
The “Proud to be a woman of no virtue” style. The woman who wears herself like this will rub on anything that moves.
The Ghetto nail: Aka, my fighting accessory #1: These talons are grown to kill and destroy. Wear eye goggles at all times.
Calling all lumberjacks into the city immediately. We have a warrant for your mass arrest.